2019 Winter Flower Menu

Montana gave us the green light to share our menu through a private membership. We’re so excited to have our products back online for you to explore. We have 7 strains on the shelf right now.  Our list of strains that will be back in stock by March is at the bottom of this post. Below that, you’ll find our list of potential upcoming strains that are still in the nursery.

GG #4, formerly known as Gorilla Glue #4, is a potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Taking first place in both the Michigan and Los Angeles 2014 Cannabis Cups as well as the High Times Jamaican World Cup. GG#4 Test Results: THC: 29.4%, CBD: 0.1%, Terpenes: 2.01%, Total Cannabinoids: 30.1%

Purple Trainwreck is a mind-bending hybrid with potent indica effects that hit like a freight train. Mexican and Thai sativas were bred with Afghani indicas to produce a sweet lemon and spicy aroma.

Trainwreck begins its speedy hurtle through the mind with a surge of euphoria, awakening creativity and happiness. Migraines, pain, and arthritis are mowed down by Trainwreck’s high THC content, and many patients also use it for relief of anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and PTSD. Purple Trainwreck Test Results:THC: 19.5%, CBD: 0.0%, Terpenes: 4.10%, Total Cannabinoids: 21%

Strawberry Gorilla is a blend of Tillamook Strawberry and GG#4  that will leave you feeling inspired and uplifted. GG#4 is a potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Tillamook Strawberry is a mash-up of Bruce Banner #5 and Gobbstopper to create an Indica/Sativa percentage of 40/60. Described by the breeder as the “diesel lover’s dream,” Tillamook Strawberry smells like a gas station in a strawberry field. The strain’s effects are bright yet soothing, promoting focus and relaxation. Utilize Tillamook Strawberry to improve your mood and counter depression, anxiety, PTSD, epilepsy, and other neurologic disorders. THC Total: 25.47%, Decarb: 22.36%, CBD Total 0.13%, Total Cannabinoids: 26.47%, Total Terpenes: 2.69%

Sharksbreath is a cross of Big Bud, Super Skunk and a CBD strain that provides some serious relief. With a sweet and sour candy aroma, this strain leans more indica and tends to leave consumers feeling alert and ready to tackle the rest of their day without any hints of depression or anxiety. Sharksbreath Test Results:THC: 6.2%, CBD: 8.8%, Terpenes: 1.34%, Total Cannabinoids: 16.7%

Tillamook Trainwreck is a cross of Tillamook Strawberry and Lavender Trainwreck. Tillamook Strawberry is a mash-up of Alphakronik Genes and Dark Horse Genetics for AKG’s Collaboration Series. Described by the breeder as the “diesel lover’s dream,” Tillamook Strawberry smells like a gas station in a strawberry field. The strain promotes focus and relaxation and is reported to improve mood, counter depression and anxiety and relieve pain. Tillamook Trainwreck Test Results: THC Total: 23.6%, Decarb: 20.8%, CBD: 0.1%, Total cannabinoids: 26.6%, Total Terpenes: 2.67%

Sweet Deep Grapefruit is an indica-dominant cross of Grapefruit and Blueberry genetics, bred by Dinafem Seeds. The intense, relaxing effects of Sweet Deep Grapefruit are led by a unique fruity flavor and carry a captivating, sweet aroma that lures the senses. Test Results:  THC: 21.4%, CBD: 0.1%, Total Cannabinoids: 23.1%,Total Terpenes: 2.36%

Sour Diesel (Sour D) is an invigorating Sativa-dominant strain named after its pungentdiesel-like aroma. This fast-acting strain delivers energizing, dreamy cerebral effects that have pushed Sour Diesel to its legendary status. Stresspain, and depression fade away in long-lasting relief that makes Sour Diesel a top choice among medical patients. This strain took root in the early ’90s and is believed to have descended from Chemdawg 91 and Super SkunkTest results for Sour Diesel: Total THC: 27.6%, Decarb THC Total: 24.4%, CBD Total: 0.1%, Decarb CBD Total: 0.1%, Total Cannabinoids: 28.2%, Total Terpenes: 1.79%

Back in stock by the end of March:

Honey Bananas



Mountain High Kush

Strains in the nursery – some of which will be available by May:

Big Bud Super Skunk


Cherry Cookies

Chem OG

Citrus Super Haze

Comfortably Dumb

Cookie Puss

Humboldt Sour D

Jack 4

Jack Herer

Mother Tongue

Neville Haze

OG Kush

Scarecrow OG

Super Widow

Tangerine Dream

The 5 Clementines

Medical Marijuana for Seniors

Wondering how medical marijuana could transform the life of a senior citizen? While reviewing the list of diagnoses below, we encourage you to also consider how many of these conditions come with pain. For many, pain leads to restless nights and poor sleep patterns. Then imagine a night for you or your loved with not only reduces pain, but a better night’s sleep as well. Isn’t it worth trying?

  • cancer, glaucoma, positive status for human immunodeficiency virus, or acquired immune deficiency syndrome when the condition or disease results in symptoms that seriously and adversely affect the patient’s health status
  • cachexia or wasting syndrome
  • severe chronic pain that is persistent pain of severe intensity that significantly interferes with daily activities as documented by the patient’s treating physician
  • intractable nausea or vomiting
  • epilepsy or an intractable seizure disorder
  • multiple sclerosis
  • Crohn’s disease
  • painful peripheral neuropathy
  • a central nervous system disorder resulting in chronic, painful spasticity or muscle spasms
  • admittance into hospice care in accordance with rules adopted by the department;
  • Post-traumatic Stress Disorder
  • any other medical condition or treatment for a medical condition approved by the legislature.

1o Things Seniors Should Know About Medical Marijuana

  1. Safer than many commonly prescribed medications
  2. Not physically addictive
  3. May reduce or replace prescription medications
  4. There are many different strains
  5.  There are strains without “the high”
  6. There are alternatives to smoking marijuana
  7. Marijuana-infused ointments may relieve arthritis & neuropathy pain
  8. It does not lower your IQ
  9. It may help increase appetite
  10. The stigma is fading

Sativa vs Indica for Seniors

Medical Use of Sativa for Seniors: Mental and Behavioral Issues like Depression and ADHD, Stimulates Hunger and is Useful for Patients with Certain Forms of Cancer, Relieves Headaches and Migraines, Relaxes Muscles and Relieves Pain, Acts as an Expectorant

Common Effects of Sativa: Stimulating Head High, Feelings of Well-Being and Ease, Energizing and Thought Provoking, Uplifting and Cerebral Thoughts, Increases Focus, Promotes Creativity and Boosts Your Imagination

Medical Use of Indica for Seniors: Chronic Pain, Muscle Spasms, Constant or Persistent Nausea, Specific Diseases such as Fibromyalgia, Multiple Sclerosis, and Lupus, Sleep Aid for People with Insomnia, Epilepsy, Glaucoma, Anxiety

Common Effects of Indica: “Couch-Lock” Body High, Reduces Nausea, Sleep Aid, Relieves Migraines and Head Aches, Relaxes Muscles and Relieves Pain

Wellness with Weed: Medical Marijuana for Seniors

Is Marijuana a Healthy Option for Seniors?

Cannabinoid receptors were discovered only in 1987. They are also a part of our human bodies and part of our Endocannabinoid System in the brain that has a physiologic role in appetite, pain-sensation, mood, and memory. Although some associate short-term memory loss with “getting high” on pot, the Head of Neurology at Ohio State University, Dr. Wenk, has been following a group of Baby Boomers who use Cannabis for many years, and he finds that moderate users (one or two hits a day) actually have improved cognitive function and increased executive reasoning skills than those Baby Boomers who do not use cannabis at all.  Dr. Wenk and many other researchers believe that moderate use of medical cannabis can help our brains repair naturally occurring damage to our brain cells caused by aging.

Does cannabis have side effects? Yes, because there are so many strains to treat a variety of medical conditions and symptoms, there can always be possible side effects. It is important to be candid with your dispensary patient service provider about your present condition to be sure they know how to prescribe the best medicine for your needs. As an example, if one is prone to anxiety and/or panic attacks, we would steer them away from any and all Sativa strains, which can keep us alert and engaged, but can also create anxiety or even paranoia among those who are already anxious.  We would never allow a patient with schizophrenia to purchase a Sativa. If one has high blood pressure or other cardiovascular aliments, we would suggest Indica cannabis and once again steer clear of Sativa strains that might elevate one’s metabolism and heart rate a bit.

While Sativa cannabis is very popular for daytime use as it can give us energy and a clearer mind, Indicas are popular for relaxation, nighttime pain relief, and a very effective sleep aid. As a matter of fact, if someone is scheduled for surgery, we recommend avoiding cannabis for two weeks prior to sedation for surgery. Other possible side effects come from dosing cannabis in higher forms than are necessary for effective pain relief or for other medical uses. One can experience depersonalization and even Amotivational syndrome from doing too much too often. Our Patient Education material warns of MMJ abuse and addiction potential which can happen in 10% of our patients, but it is not a severe addiction to break, unlike opiates, which kill 16,000 annually (past ten-year average).  Nobody has EVER been known to die from using cannabis in any form. Breaking a marijuana addiction is similar to stopping coffee cold turkey. Stopping a prescription drug opiate medication addiction is painful and potentially life-threatening.

Some additional articles we like…

The Seniors Guide to Medical Marijuana

An extensive page with information about seniors and marijuana…

8 Benefits of CBD for Senior Citizens

Pain Relief, Bone Health, Soothing Effects, Fights Glaucoma, Insomnia and Sleep Issues, Alternative to Prescription Medications, Stimulates Appetite, Alzheimer’s and Dementia

Marijuana May Boost, Rather Than Dull, the Elderly Brain

Instead of impairing learning and memory, as it does in young people, the drug appears to reverse age-related declines in the cognitive performance of elderly mice…

Seniors with Medical Marijuana Access Use Fewer Prescription Drugs

(Reuters Health) – Physicians wrote significantly fewer prescriptions for painkillers and other medications for elderly and disabled patients who had legal access to medical marijuana, a new study finds…